You know the sort; six wheels down each side, in pairs, yellow flashing lights on top going about 50 mph - FOX or some other company printed down the side. And they all head for Blackpool. Fair enough.
But I never see them on the way home. Ever. Despite going home at different times each day, nothing. Ever. And I've been working in Blackpool for nearly nine years ( they should award me a medal for long service!)
So what is happening to them? Where do they end up?
I have a theory. They are either smuggling them out, somehow, or they are driving them into the sea, with some nefarious purpose in mind.
Maybe they are trying to build a new pier, from sunken cranes. I don't know.All I know is that I overtook another one this morning.
How much is a crane like that worth anyway? Someone, somewhere is making a profit.........
Come to sunny Blackpool, and bring your crane with you. :-)